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- Christmas horror movies are the best kind of horror movies



- I always wonder if people forget about me or just don't want to be bothered with me.
- Ass is fat, frame is little, tattoo on your chest with his name in the middle
- YOU HAVENT LIVED UNTIL YOU HAVE TRIED WEGMANS HOT CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES
- It annoys me how many foods have TBHQ in them, like I'm just trying to avoid that shit
- So glad I ran into you girls tonight

#pediatriccancersurvivors https://www.instagram.com/p/BOOcU4DgogEuTVMp8mJczcCAXeFuGqrzveHI8s0/ … - Even on his knees Garrison Sanborn is still taller than me @… https://www.instagram.com/p/BOKewlADfcLPX6DNi_S3XGpgoZ8eepvTjpPh640/ …
- First time driving in the snow since I've been paralyzed, pray for ya girl

- A water main broke on my street.. The town came looked at it left.. Plow came looked at it,left.. Water authority came looked at it, left...
- Finals come around and now you like the library? Name 3 of their songs
- I find it really creepy when I see guys who graduated years before me like girls pics on Instagram who are still in high school.
- Is it just me or did 2016 go by in the blink of an eye?
- I would like to say a huge thank you to Gwen & the Punt Foundation… https://www.instagram.com/p/BN-sdvjgQDpyCYLLlcQvRiHRjBfbcgsKs-Wnes0/ …
- Does anybody know where i can see this video of the guy who jumped & broke his leg at the bills game?
- Miley Cyrus cover of Wild Horses by the stones has made me fall more in love with the song than I already am
- God do I love Jeffery Dean Morgan... Yet hate him at the same time
- I made it in Marissa's Twitter avi... so you kno we tight
- ALL I WANT IS A FULL LENGTH MIRROR WITH LIGHTS AROUND IT THAT DOESNT COST $2,000 IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!
- Happy Holidaze from ya two favorite bitches

https://www.instagram.com/p/BN24gfBj7VU9lxacAlrptvGbcazwnAlBmPKM_Y0/ … - God damn do I hate winter
- I fucking love Intervention
- I hate change
- Ugh I have to update to iOS 10 if I want to update a few of my apps but I love iOS 8 so much
I told myself I'd never update - Listening to cozy tapes all the way to Cleveland
- When you accidentally send an embarrassing snap to your story instead of your friend
- My sister blocked me on all social media #whyyouhatin
- Rest in peace Kaylin. Thanks for listening to me complain about… https://www.instagram.com/p/BNaipBFjU7elcG4_AeWxyboCke6x1P4PH7KtXM0/ …
- I need to go to bed but I'd rather sit on Twitter
- I hate Kylie Jenner but like her at the same time
- If there's things you see that remind you of me then I have done what I intended
- Ive had such a terrible day Now my nose is all stuffed up from crying & all I want is a hug from somebody....anybody at this point...idc
- Little rusty but I'm finally healed up enough to do my favorite thing

#paraplegic… https://www.instagram.com/p/BNATjD-gbl6/ - Real friends...
- Ugh I love Amy Adams
- I was really hoping Dave Chappelle was gonna come out tonight & just be like "IM RICK JAMES BIIIIIITTTCCCHHH"
- Who keeps giving Nick Cannon shows?
- California just passed Prop 57 which now classifies rape as a "non-violent crime." That might be the most disturbing thing I've read today.
- Ellen Degeneres should have been the first woman President
- The joke is on Hillary if she wins.She'll have to sit at the desk Monica sat under.
- That's how I feel about this election except less excited & more underwhelmed
- You know when you were a little kid & on Christmas Eve you were anxious & excited to wake up the next morning for presents?
- And I was just gonna take my salad with me but then a workers like you can just set this her miss & come back for it... So now I'm saladless
- Goes off & we have to evacuate the store
- But for some reason my dumb ass was like lets go to the one on transit so I make my salad & I'm all ready to check out & then this alarm
- So I've been craving a salad since Saturday & today I decide to go to wegmans salad bar & get myself a salad & normally I go to the w.s one
- It was like a room full of rich white women & they all had on chunky sweaters, skinny jeans & boots. I FELT LIKE I WAS IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE
- So I figured out what the event was for tonight... but when I rolled in there EVERYONE WAS DRESSED THE SAME.
- I'm speaking at this event tonight but I don't know what the event is for but there's an open bar so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- Wait all my songs on iTunes are now 2.39...ugh why?


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