Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Chapter XI: June 2016

  1. Local anesthetic or go completely under tomorrow? Decisions decisions
  2. Ugh got not get. Fuck autocorrect
  3. I get in bed at 10:30 trying to go to sleep early cause I have to wake up at the crack of dawn & it's not working out too well
  4. I fought for you the hardest, it made me the strongest
  5. This election reminds me of the South Park episode when they had to pick between a giant douche or a turd sandwich
  6. Teeth out tomorrow too. I've been through so much pain & shit it's almost comical at this point like I'm going mad
  7. Not only do I have this brace on but I have my port in so its just stabbing the needle into my chest & the best part is Im getting my wisdom
  8. Dory reminds me of crazy eyes
  9. I know that sounds horrible but It just drives me nuts, everything has spellcheck now a days
  10. Like spelling tragedy as tragity
  11. I have a really hard time supporting people's go fund me pages who spell words wrong & use improper grammar.
  12. After 6 weeks of therapy then a car accident, 3 fractured vertebrae,…
  13. But I've spent all day being pissed off I don't really have any more energy to be pissed off so I'm at the point where I keep saying idc
  14. I'm also pissed I have to wear this back brace.
  15. Still pissed trauma cut open my nice Nike v neck & my Victoria Secret sports bra.
  16. HURRICANE ERIN IS COMING OUT SO THEY BEST BE READY
  17. I've been pretty calm at this point but I'm done. The lady said I was being stubborn before, bitch you have NOT SEEN STUBBORN.
  18. So instead of going back to buffalo last night I now have a compression in my lower lumbar spine so I'll be in the hospital till idk
  19. In case you're not my friend on fb As I'm on my way back from rehab I got in a small car accident
  20. There's a picture of a naked lady on a roof staring at a goat in a tree in the room I'm staying in & I'm so very tempted to take it home
  21. I've been trying to find a new bathing suit but I don't like any of VS styles & any bathing suit I like at pacsun is like 88-130 dollars
  22. I consider myself a BBQ sauce enthusiast
  23. I effin love BBQ sauce
  24. It is the closet thing to imperial BBQ sauce I've ever tasted.
  25. There's this restaurant near me here that has the best BBQ sauce like I just want to take a bath in it
  26. 95 degrees & my dad wants to go on a boat tour.
  27. It's gonna be a great day!
  28. I set my hot oatmeal on my legs wheeling to the table & now I have a huge burn on my leg because I couldn't feel how hot it was...
  29. Spent the day at Lake Michigan☀️ @ Chicago, Illinois
  30. My legs spasmed, the pillows toppled over & now my left leg is hanging off the bed. I'm done
  31. I put my feet up on pillows trying to get them to stop burning & then I threw the blanket over them......
  32.   Retweeted
    Bitch you couldn't tell me nothin' in fifth grade

  33. Like I just wondered if it has happened in the past or if their opinion stayed the same
  34. Do you think if someone who is pro guns had someone killed in a mass shooting would change their opinion?
  35. I refuse to get into this whole gun issue thing because I'm far to lazy to argue with someone but I just have a question...
  36. Lmao lil dicky has Trojan condom commercial on Pandora now
  37. Got to kayak down the Chicago river today as a part of therapy🌇
  38. Spent some time in Grant Park today⛲️ @ Buckingham Fountain
  39. Just received the sweetest gift today from my friend Chris☺️
  40. It's basically the first scene from world war z & I'm Brad Pitt
  41. Like we keep turning down street corner after street corner trying to find a way out & we can't. I feel like I'm in the zombie apocalypse
  42. There's 3 festivals & construction going on in Chicago & like my driver can't get out of the city & it's causing so much anxiety
  43. I absolutely hate being in a wheelchair but if I'm gonna be in a chair, you better believe Im the baddest bitch you've ever seen in a chair
  44. This literally is a song to the rugrat theme song😂
  45. Remember why I married her, so I felt trapped in this marriage & it was a horrible
  46. I had a dream last night I was married to Cameron Diaz & like she kept wanting to have sex with me & I was like um no but I couldn't...
  47. I need a tattoo artist that's good at small crisp clean writing... I'm picky. Any suggestions?
  48. The entire freeway is shut down because Joe Biden because rush hour in Chicago wasn't bad enough😐
  49. My dad just sent me this pic because he knows how much I miss these…
  50. Like I'm so late for therapy now but on the plus side she's driving like she's in fast & the furious
  51. My über driver picked up the wrong person😑
  52. Mainly because my life consist of waking up at the crack of dawn going to therapy for 6 hours taking an hour bus ride homethen going 2 sleep
  53. I feel like I never go on Twitter during the week anymore

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